A Jewish guy comes to Rebbe
A Jewish guy comes to Rebbe:
Rebbe, in my appartment besides me and my wife, there are also my children
and my mother-in-law and I don't have enough room! What should I do?
Rebbe: Bring a goat in the house. Let him live with you.
The guy: But Rebbe, there is no place for me!
Rebbe: Bring a goat in the house, I tell you!
In a month the guy comes again:
Rebbe, it became much worse, there is no place.
With the goat in the appartment there is no place to move.
Rebbe: Now get rid of the goat!
On the next day, guy comes to Rebbe full with happiness:
Thank you, thank you Rebbe. It is so good now, so much space!
That was funny! But having parents who spoke Yiddish around the house
when I was a kid, I know that ANYTHING spoken in Yiddish is always going
to be funnier!