Yiddish Jokes  and Humor

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A Jewish guy comes to Rebbe


A Jewish guy comes to Rebbe:

Rebbe, in my appartment besides me and my wife, there are also my children

and my mother-in-law and I don't have enough room! What should I do?

Rebbe: Bring a goat in the house. Let him live with you.

The guy: But Rebbe, there is no place for me!

Rebbe: Bring a goat in the house, I tell you!

In a month the guy comes again:

Rebbe, it became much worse, there is no place.

With the goat in the appartment there is no place to move.

Rebbe: Now get rid of the goat!

On the next day, guy comes to Rebbe full with happiness:

Thank you, thank you Rebbe. It is so good now, so much space!



 

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That was funny! But having parents who spoke Yiddish around the house when I was a kid, I know that ANYTHING spoken in Yiddish is always going to be funnier! 

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